Favorite LOTR Quotes
From the Books:
Frodo: "And now leave me in peace for a bit! I don't want to answer a string of questions while I am eating. I want to think!"
Pippin: Good heavens! At breakfast?"
Taken from The Fellowship of the Ring: Chapter 4 : A Short Cut To Mushrooms
Frodo: "What's all this?"
Shirriff Leader: "This is what it is, Mr. Baggins, You're arrested for Gate-breaking, and Tearing up of Rules, and Assaulting Gate-keepers, and Trespassing, and Sleeping in Shir-buildings whithout Leave, and Bribing Guards with Food."
Frodo: "And what else?"
Shirriff Leader: "That'll do to go on with."
Sam: "I can add more, if you'd like it. Calling your Chief Names, Wishing to punch Pimply face, and Thinking you Shirriffs look a lot of Tom-fools."
Taken from The Return of the King: Chapter 8: The Scouring of the Shire
*Note from Me* Don't ya just love Sam? lol He's so cute and blunt. Leave it to him to tell things how they are and yet in a cute little Hobbitly way! I luv the guy. How could you not? :)
From The Movies:
Pippin: "What about breakfast?"
Aragorn: "We've already had it"
Pippin: "Well yes we've had that, but what about second breakfast?"
Merry: "I don't think he knows about that Pip."
Fellowship of the Ring
Gollum/Smeagol: "Stewpid, fat hobbit!"
Two Towers
Gollum/Smeagol: "What's taters precious? What's taters eh?"
Sam: "PO-TAT-OES! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in stew. Nice big golden taters..."
Gollum/Smeagol: *spits* "Give it us raw, and wriggling! You keep nasty fish and chips!"
Sam: "Your 'opeless."
Two Towers
Gollum/Smeagol: "Very lucky we find you!" *looks at Sam and winces* "Nice hobbit!"
Two Towers
Gollum: "You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!"
Smeagol: "Not listening! I'm not listening!"
Gollum: "Muuuurderer!"
Smeagol: "Nope."
Two Towers
Legolas: "Their taking the hobbits to Isenguard!"
Two Towers
Gimli: "Breath, that is the key, keep breathing!"
Two Towers
Legolas: "Come on Gimli!"
Gimli: "Three days on Orcs pursuit! No food, no rest, no sign of a querry what balrog can tell!"
Two Towers *Note* I'm pretty sure that's what he says, but it's kinda hard to tell...lol :os
